• plot twist: marching band show has a bassoon solo.

germanystatas:

saderidan:

When a character death is so sudden you just sit there in shock for three minutes wondering where the hell that came from

(via b3-l0yal)

theoriginalspike:

innumerablegibbons:

A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday

It would be funny if this joke had a punchline

Wooden tit 

(Source: facebook.com, via dream-land-forever)